How to get the best table in any restaurant without being a celebrity

How to get the best table in any restaurant without being a celebrity

Let’s face it, customers service in most restaurants aren’t created equally. However, as my father use to tell me, if there is a will there is a way. My father taught me how to navigate and negotiate to make the best of almost everything.

If you’re married or have been with the same woman for years theirs a good chance you eat out from time to time. Why wouldn’t you want the best table in the house? At upscale restaurants, I usually call in advance to see if their over crowded.

When calling for a reservation I usually say something like, “I’d like the very best, most special table you have. We’re celebrating tonight. What can you do for us?” If you bring your spouse on a date (or the side chick) say something like this, “I’d like the most romantic table you have in the corner, so we can sit side by side. We’re celebrating tonight.”

If the waiter or waitress asks what are you celebrating (unless, its your birthday, anniversary, promotion, graduation, asset purchase, or other special event) say, “We’re celebrating our existence!”

Each day in our lives deserve to be celebrated. Restaurant owners and managers seem to enjoy sharing the celebratory mood. I’ve never failed to get the very best table in any restaurant, and I’ve learned a valuable lesson over the years. Sometimes you just have to ask for what you want. In the bible it says, “If you ask you shall receive.”

There’s one thing I know for sure, if you NEVER ask you won’t receive a damn thing. As a matter of fact, you should train yourself to be witty, with charm always striving to create the unfair advantage. The restaurants will be delighted to give you special attention and it won’t cost you a penny extra.

Just ask!

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